pinot grigio is a good wine, tends to be fairly cheap. check out wine shops and you'll see what I mean, you get bottles for hundreds and this is like a tenner

Riesling

@Crow no more than a glass with dinner I'd say, depending on your tolerances. nothing worse than being drunk, fumbling, not really having fun but feeling bad about it so pretending.

Oh I know, I just mean in the sense of if it will effect the intended 'outcome'

unlikely.

Alright bruv thanks.

@Crow em, lad, a lot of people are on this planet *because* of drinking...

if you're going for the babymaking then you'll need to time it tbh. talk with your gal

time it?

so shes on the blob

there's a window of opportunity for that. and even then it isn't guaranteed. chances of conception are highest about halfway between periods, that's around the ovulation window.

or well not on the blob actually

and I know that Ruger, but many of those offspring are probably as dopey as they are because their parents drank while preggo or something......the drivers ive encountered on the road....

“On the blob” I’m a Geordie and even I’m not that rough haha

just make sure she's happy to come off birth control if she's on it

more peak spermination you need a 3 day downtime for the dude

spermination is a word.

no it isn't, what you mean is insemination.

Talk it through... or just give the condom a cheeky poke and hope

I know what I mean

So if shes excited by the idea of getting frisky in such a scenario then frequent friskyness is better at the midroad between the periods?

What topic is be

AK

after all the thought and planning going into this grand symbolic pump, would be a shame if she doesn't catch a kid like

exactly

Tru

Yes karpo?

Grand symbolic pump...

Are you a lady or a soft boy?

Neither. A full pretty hairy male

Disappointment AK.

Disgusting

The anime pfp and ironic (at this point I don't know) faggotry has people thinking I am a femboy

karpo is revolted by anything over 18 and penisless

your average girl has a cycle around 28 days long. ovulation is usually around 15-16 days, with usually around 3-4 days before that point and 1-2 after being the best chance of conception.

Makes you gross too asshole

Listen

In karpo world

No such thing as period

There is just cherry gushing week

so between 12 and 17 days is usually your best bet.