@Crow this is the recipe I used to use as a base, the dumplings are fab but I know they're not big in america so it won't hurt if you leave them out. feel free to use any kind of veg, you need to match types though. you'll need maybe 500g of starchy, so potato or sweet potato (potato works better with winter veg and sweet potato for other stuff) and don't worry too much about the other veg, just chuck it in till it looks like there's enough. I like carrot, parsnip, mushrooms, butternut squash. that kind of stuff. it's really really easy and makes incredible comfort food, the gravy is thick and ties it in well. make sure you season well, it needs a little salt, a lot of pepper and something green, dried parsley works well. if you mix in some smoked paprika to the frying veg it gives an amazing warmth to the whole thing, that's what I've done for a long time.
lemme know if you want any more help fam <3
http://www.greatbritishchicken.co.uk/recipes/budget/chicken-stew-with-herb-dumplings/

I mean Ruger

what wine would you recommend with it

sry man it was an accident, gonna have to wait it out

white, fairly dry, not too rich. you want something quite mild in flavour

How long

would you consider that a frequently asked question?

The info you seek is in the FAQ

a decent sauvignon blanc might work depending on the origin, they can have fairly strong flavour. pinot grigio works well.

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"I'm not a rich white girl"

Ok I just checked

both those wines are on the lower end of the price scale.

scuse me while I sip my bin juice wine out of a box

>having any taste in wine makes you a rich girl

wut

I dont even know what the wine scale is

not much more expensive than own brand, but miles better.

I know wine that doesnt come in a box is too expensive for how shit it tastes and that's my knowledge

you know its good wine if it has a twist off cap

Oh thats another curiosity, is drinking bad 'the night of' or no?

Night of what?

pinot grigio is a good wine, tends to be fairly cheap. check out wine shops and you'll see what I mean, you get bottles for hundreds and this is like a tenner

Riesling

@Crow no more than a glass with dinner I'd say, depending on your tolerances. nothing worse than being drunk, fumbling, not really having fun but feeling bad about it so pretending.

Oh I know, I just mean in the sense of if it will effect the intended 'outcome'

unlikely.

Alright bruv thanks.

@Crow em, lad, a lot of people are on this planet *because* of drinking...

if you're going for the babymaking then you'll need to time it tbh. talk with your gal

time it?

so shes on the blob

there's a window of opportunity for that. and even then it isn't guaranteed. chances of conception are highest about halfway between periods, that's around the ovulation window.

or well not on the blob actually

and I know that Ruger, but many of those offspring are probably as dopey as they are because their parents drank while preggo or something......the drivers ive encountered on the road....

“On the blob” I’m a Geordie and even I’m not that rough haha

just make sure she's happy to come off birth control if she's on it

more peak spermination you need a 3 day downtime for the dude

spermination is a word.

no it isn't, what you mean is insemination.

Talk it through... or just give the condom a cheeky poke and hope