Message from @Bonk
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I’M A BASSLINE JUNKIE
my doctor gives me like 10 everytime i see him
planning on moving onto the implant when I have the opportunity.
AND I LIKE IT FUNKY
I tried to get an iud
and im like mate that $1000 of control. for free? fuck yea
they wouldn't let me without being put under
they forcibly tried to wedge it into my cervix
failed
then gave up
dads ex gf had her iud rip out during sex. got tangled around my dads dick
It's recommended I don't get an iud because I get hella cramps.
do not ask how i know this story
oh god
Jesus christ
This one girl wouldnt fuck me on her period so I tried to squeeze it out of her like a ketchup packet and was very disappointed it didn’t work like that 😐
like you know when your guy hits your cervix it hurts like a bitch?
that, repeatedly for like 20 minutes
never again
Infeel like I said a jamie thing
that was a jamie thing
Another Jamie thing
just get an implant, it's so much easier.
Fuck, i cant type dawg 😂
what was the smelle
period blood doesn't smell...
Smoking too much of the pipe Karpo.
not of anything other than blood.
I have strong sense of smell, so I can almost always smell bitches who use pads
noses have hormone filters
it's just... *blood*
I can't have the implants, unless they do progesterone only ones now
or brains have hormone filters
ooft
It’s special blood
kinda tastes like dirty coins
Karpo can smell a drop of booty sweat from 3 miles away
ruger.....
Bootyshark
wha, just sayin