like it literally will be about the stupidest thing that isnt sad

easier now I'm on the pill tho, I just finish my pack and decide if I wanna deal with all the shit, and if no I start the new pack then 😂

That’s that serotonin release

Or was it the oxytocin?

P much

Mmmm

ketamine

Bungus cakep

Its like a reaction

dude, one time we were out of blue cheese, and I cried because I forgotten to get any for like an hour, thinking I was the worst

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KETAMINE

pms is real nigga shit

@coattailsandbowties nuva ring. i can go however many months i want without a period

I’M A BASSLINE JUNKIE

my doctor gives me like 10 everytime i see him

planning on moving onto the implant when I have the opportunity.

AND I LIKE IT FUNKY

I tried to get an iud

and im like mate that $1000 of control. for free? fuck yea

they wouldn't let me without being put under

they forcibly tried to wedge it into my cervix

failed

then gave up

dads ex gf had her iud rip out during sex. got tangled around my dads dick

It's recommended I don't get an iud because I get hella cramps.

do not ask how i know this story

oh god

Jesus christ

This one girl wouldnt fuck me on her period so I tried to squeeze it out of her like a ketchup packet and was very disappointed it didn’t work like that 😐

like you know when your guy hits your cervix it hurts like a bitch?

that, repeatedly for like 20 minutes

never again

Infeel like I said a jamie thing

You said a Jamie thing

that was a jamie thing

Another Jamie thing

just get an implant, it's so much easier.

Fuck, i cant type dawg 😂

what was the smelle

period blood doesn't smell...

Smoking too much of the pipe Karpo.