dads ex gf had her iud rip out during sex. got tangled around my dads dick

It's recommended I don't get an iud because I get hella cramps.

do not ask how i know this story

oh god

Jesus christ

This one girl wouldnt fuck me on her period so I tried to squeeze it out of her like a ketchup packet and was very disappointed it didn’t work like that 😐

like you know when your guy hits your cervix it hurts like a bitch?

that, repeatedly for like 20 minutes

never again

Infeel like I said a jamie thing

You said a Jamie thing

that was a jamie thing

Another Jamie thing

just get an implant, it's so much easier.

Fuck, i cant type dawg 😂

what was the smelle

period blood doesn't smell...

Smoking too much of the pipe Karpo.

not of anything other than blood.

I have strong sense of smell, so I can almost always smell bitches who use pads

noses have hormone filters

it's just... *blood*

I can't have the implants, unless they do progesterone only ones now

or brains have hormone filters

ooft

It’s special blood

kinda tastes like dirty coins

Karpo can smell a drop of booty sweat from 3 miles away

ruger.....

Bootyshark

wha, just sayin

why

Ruger is correct

what coat, you haven't tasted yourself?

he's right

@Aya tilted cervix. hits a solid uterine wall. its like the worst falcon punch

@Bonk being a masochist, he lives near a gym

Very metallic taste

oof I feel that

Sadist actually but ok

not intentionally, mostly just tastes of blood.