What about spears

Family meat cleaver

Gay fantasy swords suck 99% of the time

Since I’m the firstborn son of the firstborn son

I’d say spears aren’t too cringe

Spears are still socially acceptable. How else are you going to slay your enemies from your chariot?

You can at least chuck those at people

@Metroid Skittles A gat

it's different if it's an heirloom. but i mean if you're buying a *new* sword

Spears are op nerf pls

"real" or not

that is cringe

because it has no history, it's never going to be used

How old is the sword lorne?

Only use it as a display piece really

Guns take all the fun out of combat. So impersonal. I want to go back to beating bitches with a club.

It was made 1997 my birth year

Bairn

The spear is a family heirloom so it's not like I bought it.

@Metroid Skittles alright I’ll take you on. You get a club I get a gun let’s see who wins

Actual historical swords are expensive tho

I never said guns weren’t more effective you sperg.

I'd buy a sword just to unscrew the pommel and throw at people

end them rightly

lol

I said they were impersonal.

You can only own a spear if you killed a spear chucker for it

Planning on getting some etchings on it though

My great grandfather fought the Zulus and brought home a spear and shield.

Torch with the real use of a sword

@Tailed Feature Mad cunt

@LorneM get the world of warcraft death knight runes on your family heirloom sword

now that would be bad ass

Nah

@Tailed Feature shit. Nice

He was a total mad lad.

I’ll end up getting the Clan motto on it

Which is??

@everyone

Travelled from New York to California and back by jumping on and off freight trains.

i wish lorne could just accept his englishness