You're a teenage girl

ugh

lol

Rosé* there made it fancy

rioja is a good wine

Pink Zinfandel isn't bad as long as you're having it with something a bit spicy

Idk I usually buy Georgian homemade Red Wine

I think what Tex likes is maximum effectiveness when compared to price of alcohol

It's really good

Georgians makes fine ass wine

rose's are red, apples are sour
open you legs, and give me an hour!

thats a fancy way of calling me a drunk hammond

i like it

For fucks sake.

Yeah I tried

I am in so much pain

Like the job titles that sound better than they are

nothing wrong with being a booze ape

Maximising his alcohol to dollar ratio

just expencive

Russian style

ive drank my own supply before and it doesnt work financially

Just drink the paint thinner vodka

im sticking to bud ice and boxed wine til holidays are over

alcoholism is cool

i did get a bunch of whisky gifts tho

boxed wine is foul

bud rofl

Cheap Vodka is the worst thing in the world

Next to American Beer

american light beer*

As if we need more proof that you're a redneck, bud light

Whiskey is all I get for christmas. And socks

all you get?

bud light is actually more expensive

that's a damn good christmas

actually natty daddies

american light beer gets too much shit

8% alcohol

I get nothing Jim