r/niceguy

I heard @T e x once walked down Austin Main Street wearing nothing but a fluorescent green leotard and a purple 10 gallon hat, and 47 woman fell over instantly pregnant.

hahaha

<:thinkjim:437151534950645760> more tex facts eh?

@Ruger I'm dying please continue

Someone should start a Texpedia for this shit.

The creativity here omg

@Questgiver

Child supports a bitch

Damn Tex getting murdered

Some body once told me the world is gonna roll me @T e x aint the sharpest tool in the shed

@AstroTorch only one person told you that?

@Ruger these have been absolutely fantastic

HAHA I MADE A TYPO

well the years start comin and they never stop coming

I mean it's true but

and yes you can flame me for @ing you, quest. if you ever read this

Tex I'll send you some dick pics if it helps mend the wounds

Tex doesn't know the words lol

everyone knows the words

Everyone send Tex dick pics, the poor bastard needs it.

@AstroTorch and yet he got them wrong

He's practically begging

I just cant believe how long you two go at it 😅

@Octavia ??

this cunt never knows when to shut up

Full alchoholic protein drinks for Tex please

Can yous stop now

dicc

I don't want to, so I won't. It's fairly simple really tex.

no shit

I beg

I heard Tex is so manly, one time he jerked it and impregnated the damn sock he uses as a cumrag

ye no im startting to think he's got the lubriderm out rn and the abuse he gets here is just what he's into

Both of yous

Don't want to see me talk? There's a button for that. It says *"leave server"* on it

The South will rise again, much unlike Tex's testosterone count.

@Xombiepunk is that how ankle socks are made

I’m just asking yous to stop arguing over nothing

@CheekyOGNutZach mate he went off on one second I appeared I'm just having fun

@Dillon965, Maybe should listen to your nickname