Message from @PrivateZim

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2018-12-18 19:21:56 UTC  

I'm literally staying in bed while he's at work

2018-12-18 19:22:02 UTC  

Imagine falling for the Tex troll every time

2018-12-18 19:22:05 UTC  

I ain't even *wearing* pants rn

2018-12-18 19:22:08 UTC  

I love you Tex

2018-12-18 19:22:09 UTC  

If he's cow, she's the bull. 😮

2018-12-18 19:22:12 UTC  

I like the rename btw

2018-12-18 19:22:30 UTC  

6 is a pretty cool number

2018-12-18 19:22:39 UTC  

9

2018-12-18 19:22:40 UTC  

7 is better

2018-12-18 19:22:46 UTC  

but 7 8 9

2018-12-18 19:22:49 UTC  

Dankdozer when?

2018-12-18 19:22:54 UTC  

@Hezbollah Agent but nah when we started talking seriously he moved himself out the shed. Then got sick of his sister and moved into his mam's.

2018-12-18 19:23:04 UTC  

6 can be divided

2018-12-18 19:23:14 UTC  

Everything bar 0 can be divided

2018-12-18 19:23:21 UTC  

His mum is a fuckin lovely person and I love her and she's an amazing cook.

2018-12-18 19:23:22 UTC  

you mean to say evenly

2018-12-18 19:23:28 UTC  

ive got a deere 4020 we can use but i need a welder to add steel plates

2018-12-18 19:23:36 UTC  

6 can be added

2018-12-18 19:23:36 UTC  

0 can be divided

2018-12-18 19:23:43 UTC  

6 can be subtracted

2018-12-18 19:23:48 UTC  

cant divide by it

2018-12-18 19:23:50 UTC  

0 cannot be divided *by*.

2018-12-18 19:23:51 UTC  

and 6 can even be multiplied!

2018-12-18 19:23:56 UTC  

So my sister got attacked at work with a glass bottle and her job is getting so dangerous she is now looking to resign.

2018-12-18 19:24:06 UTC  

what does she do

2018-12-18 19:24:08 UTC  

you need about a half inch plate to be reasonably protected from anything up to a .30

2018-12-18 19:24:12 UTC  

that she is getting hit with bottles

2018-12-18 19:24:12 UTC  

does she live in paris

2018-12-18 19:24:16 UTC  

well thats more about cow then I ever knew

2018-12-18 19:24:17 UTC  

@The Last MethBender jfc is she ok? What does she work as holy shit

2018-12-18 19:24:28 UTC  

She is a ticket inspector for tfl

2018-12-18 19:24:32 UTC  

Oh god

2018-12-18 19:24:35 UTC  

Jesus fuck.

2018-12-18 19:24:44 UTC  

Tfl? Wtf is that

2018-12-18 19:24:45 UTC  

idk what that means but i imagine its mostly dealing with niggers

2018-12-18 19:24:48 UTC  

Alot of tfl staff are getting assulted it is a real issue

2018-12-18 19:24:50 UTC  

Here some of the Tfl lads can be cunts

2018-12-18 19:24:58 UTC  

Transport For London

2018-12-18 19:24:59 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass london public transport

2018-12-18 19:25:02 UTC  

Aye cause they're cunts

2018-12-18 19:25:06 UTC  

Ahhhh i see