I have an audience question

yes once we collude this consultation we will allow the other children back into class

Ask said question

Also, remove the "an" from my word and it's on a slippery slope

why are there no reactions

silence before the storm?

they are just being *really fucking* polite

Could the audience question hurry up

Ratking would like to know - "what are craw's rates and when is he free?"

I'll answer his question, but my rates have different factors to be calculated into that

It depends on if you have a beard, what your age is, and the colour of your skin

Since the rates are not in a tradeable currency

The rates goes like this from a baseline of full price

hmm skin colour is important.... fascinating.

25-35 years gets 5% off, for every 10 years it adds another 5%

Beard depending on the style/grooming goes from a 10% up to a whooping 35%

I will explain the base rates in a second

The colour of your skin, depending on the shade, will make it more expensive

If you're Caucasian you get 0% added on

but if you're dark skinned, you have to pay more affection, due to a sort of

Insurance

Since I am gonna get looked down upon by others by being with a unpure

oh gosh no

Darker skin = more expensive

So, let me explain the base rates

My base rate cost is spooning whenever possible, snapchat streaks, telling me I'm not worthless, and making me food.

yes, indeed, drink of water, perhaps?

Yes thanks, to wash down what remains from my previous understanding with a costumer.

we have a question from another observer of the monarchic rodent persuasion:
``` ask why African seed in particular makes craw happy```

You see, it's actually quite simple

As said earlier, being dark-skinned means you have to pay more affection to compensate for the humiliation of being with a dark skinned individual

Therefore, if I gargle melanin enriched liquids, it means I have been paid more affection.

*[hmm... displays signs of deep seated racism... unusual for a Swedish person]*

yes do go on

You see, at the end of the day

what I am doing is mutually beneficial

I get what I need in order to survive

Every person is a potentially infinite source of affection

*[displays irrational belief that his African seed addiction has element of a reciprocal altruistic nature... intriguing]*

Apologies for our nurse btw