Message from @Crawfoot
Discord ID: 524790200124309504
I miss the whiteys
can we get them back
I have an audience question
yes once we collude this consultation we will allow the other children back into class
Ask said question
Also, remove the "an" from my word and it's on a slippery slope
why are there no reactions
silence before the storm?
they are just being *really fucking* polite
Could the audience question hurry up
Ratking would like to know - "what are craw's rates and when is he free?"
I'll answer his question, but my rates have different factors to be calculated into that
It depends on if you have a beard, what your age is, and the colour of your skin
Since the rates are not in a tradeable currency
The rates goes like this from a baseline of full price
hmm skin colour is important.... fascinating.
25-35 years gets 5% off, for every 10 years it adds another 5%
Beard depending on the style/grooming goes from a 10% up to a whooping 35%
I will explain the base rates in a second
The colour of your skin, depending on the shade, will make it more expensive
but if you're dark skinned, you have to pay more affection, due to a sort of
Insurance
Since I am gonna get looked down upon by others by being with a unpure
oh gosh no
Darker skin = more expensive
So, let me explain the base rates
My base rate cost is spooning whenever possible, snapchat streaks, telling me I'm not worthless, and making me food.
yes, indeed, drink of water, perhaps?
Yes thanks, to wash down what remains from my previous understanding with a costumer.
we have a question from another observer of the monarchic rodent persuasion:
``` ask why African seed in particular makes craw happy```
You see, it's actually quite simple
As said earlier, being dark-skinned means you have to pay more affection to compensate for the humiliation of being with a dark skinned individual
Therefore, if I gargle melanin enriched liquids, it means I have been paid more affection.
*[hmm... displays signs of deep seated racism... unusual for a Swedish person]*
yes do go on
You see, at the end of the day
what I am doing is mutually beneficial
I get what I need in order to survive
Every person is a potentially infinite source of affection