25-35 years gets 5% off, for every 10 years it adds another 5%

Beard depending on the style/grooming goes from a 10% up to a whooping 35%

I will explain the base rates in a second

The colour of your skin, depending on the shade, will make it more expensive

If you're Caucasian you get 0% added on

but if you're dark skinned, you have to pay more affection, due to a sort of

Insurance

Since I am gonna get looked down upon by others by being with a unpure

oh gosh no

Darker skin = more expensive

So, let me explain the base rates

My base rate cost is spooning whenever possible, snapchat streaks, telling me I'm not worthless, and making me food.

yes, indeed, drink of water, perhaps?

Yes thanks, to wash down what remains from my previous understanding with a costumer.

we have a question from another observer of the monarchic rodent persuasion:
``` ask why African seed in particular makes craw happy```

You see, it's actually quite simple

As said earlier, being dark-skinned means you have to pay more affection to compensate for the humiliation of being with a dark skinned individual

Therefore, if I gargle melanin enriched liquids, it means I have been paid more affection.

*[hmm... displays signs of deep seated racism... unusual for a Swedish person]*

yes do go on

You see, at the end of the day

what I am doing is mutually beneficial

I get what I need in order to survive

Every person is a potentially infinite source of affection

*[displays irrational belief that his African seed addiction has element of a reciprocal altruistic nature... intriguing]*

Apologies for our nurse btw

she is rather *religious*, i hope you understand

She hasn't been here for the whole conversation anyways, so she would not understand my motivations

indeed now what were you saying about how you believe that you are not gay?

I do not believe I am not gay

I know that I am not.

@42 could we have the room please Ms. Poops

Let me break it down simply

my client does not like being disturbed

UwU

ah doctor curie

just in time

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