Message from @Crawfoot
Discord ID: 524789423259385866
It's not a gender I am attracted to
```Ask Craw how he negotiates the minefield of tactfully explaining to another guy that hes not gay, while the guy is in the middle of noshing him off```
You clearly are attracted to men tho. How many female dads do you know?
Jim, now you're being a sexist pig
miss me with that
sexist sheep*
Also, to answer the reader's question
I do not negotiate about me being gay, because I don't need to tell my partner how it works, since it's clear I am not a homo
I miss the whiteys
can we get them back
I have an audience question
yes once we collude this consultation we will allow the other children back into class
Ask said question
Also, remove the "an" from my word and it's on a slippery slope
why are there no reactions
silence before the storm?
they are just being *really fucking* polite
Could the audience question hurry up
Ratking would like to know - "what are craw's rates and when is he free?"
I'll answer his question, but my rates have different factors to be calculated into that
Since the rates are not in a tradeable currency
The rates goes like this from a baseline of full price
hmm skin colour is important.... fascinating.
25-35 years gets 5% off, for every 10 years it adds another 5%
Beard depending on the style/grooming goes from a 10% up to a whooping 35%
I will explain the base rates in a second
The colour of your skin, depending on the shade, will make it more expensive
If you're Caucasian you get 0% added on
but if you're dark skinned, you have to pay more affection, due to a sort of
Insurance
Since I am gonna get looked down upon by others by being with a unpure
oh gosh no
Darker skin = more expensive
So, let me explain the base rates
My base rate cost is spooning whenever possible, snapchat streaks, telling me I'm not worthless, and making me food.
yes, indeed, drink of water, perhaps?
Yes thanks, to wash down what remains from my previous understanding with a costumer.
we have a question from another observer of the monarchic rodent persuasion:
``` ask why African seed in particular makes craw happy```
You see, it's actually quite simple
As said earlier, being dark-skinned means you have to pay more affection to compensate for the humiliation of being with a dark skinned individual