Message from @Ruger
Discord ID: 524788510733893634
You would've understood I am just an emotional sex-worker
the first quadruple gay human to live long enough into adulthood before imploding with fabulousness
Good luck to the IRS trying to tax that.
Jesus christ
"emotional (gay) sex worker"
People are attracted to girls or guys, not me though
I am attracted to an archetype
oh we have a question being mailed in from a research assistant
Therefore
It's not a gender I am attracted to
```Ask Craw how he negotiates the minefield of tactfully explaining to another guy that hes not gay, while the guy is in the middle of noshing him off```
You clearly are attracted to men tho. How many female dads do you know?
Jim, now you're being a sexist pig
miss me with that
sexist sheep*
Also, to answer the reader's question
I do not negotiate about me being gay, because I don't need to tell my partner how it works, since it's clear I am not a homo
I miss the whiteys
can we get them back
I have an audience question
Ask said question
Also, remove the "an" from my word and it's on a slippery slope
why are there no reactions
silence before the storm?
they are just being *really fucking* polite
Could the audience question hurry up
Ratking would like to know - "what are craw's rates and when is he free?"
I'll answer his question, but my rates have different factors to be calculated into that
It depends on if you have a beard, what your age is, and the colour of your skin
Since the rates are not in a tradeable currency
The rates goes like this from a baseline of full price
hmm skin colour is important.... fascinating.
25-35 years gets 5% off, for every 10 years it adds another 5%
Beard depending on the style/grooming goes from a 10% up to a whooping 35%
I will explain the base rates in a second
The colour of your skin, depending on the shade, will make it more expensive
If you're Caucasian you get 0% added on
but if you're dark skinned, you have to pay more affection, due to a sort of
Insurance
Since I am gonna get looked down upon by others by being with a unpure