rude

almost enough symptoms to go beyond triple gay, but thats where tracking ends because no human has of yet achieved that

you may be a case study for cutting edge science

If you had sat down and listened to what I said, instead of just fingering sheep under the table,

You would've understood I am just an emotional sex-worker

the first quadruple gay human to live long enough into adulthood before imploding with fabulousness

Good luck to the IRS trying to tax that.

Jesus christ

"emotional (gay) sex worker"

People are attracted to girls or guys, not me though

I am attracted to an archetype

oh we have a question being mailed in from a research assistant

Therefore

It's not a gender I am attracted to

```Ask Craw how he negotiates the minefield of tactfully explaining to another guy that hes not gay, while the guy is in the middle of noshing him off```

You clearly are attracted to men tho. How many female dads do you know?

Jim, now you're being a sexist pig

miss me with that

sexist sheep*

Also, to answer the reader's question

I do not negotiate about me being gay, because I don't need to tell my partner how it works, since it's clear I am not a homo

I miss the whiteys

can we get them back

I have an audience question

yes once we collude this consultation we will allow the other children back into class

Ask said question

Also, remove the "an" from my word and it's on a slippery slope

why are there no reactions

silence before the storm?

they are just being *really fucking* polite

Could the audience question hurry up

Ratking would like to know - "what are craw's rates and when is he free?"

I'll answer his question, but my rates have different factors to be calculated into that

It depends on if you have a beard, what your age is, and the colour of your skin

Since the rates are not in a tradeable currency

The rates goes like this from a baseline of full price

hmm skin colour is important.... fascinating.

25-35 years gets 5% off, for every 10 years it adds another 5%

Beard depending on the style/grooming goes from a 10% up to a whooping 35%

I will explain the base rates in a second

The colour of your skin, depending on the shade, will make it more expensive