The best

some ask you if you have a license to breathe

<:spicy:437241167692955648>

Yes.

Hey

Why don't we watch old jackie chan movies

Wouldn't that be super fun

@Kai Why?

Cause its jackie chan

I dont like the chineses.

His moviess are great

So no.

I'm not racist, i'd fuck an asian

Dont.

pls.

Right in the asshole

pls stahp.

Then i'd slide over to the ear tease

Give's it a little tickle

Then penetrate the eye socket to finish it all off

See; no racism here 🌏

You're not funny or edgy.

No u.

@SuitGuy#1137

Rush Hour

Best movie series

Is it weird that I still send a Christmas card to my ex's parents?

Nope.

Nope

I send dick pics.

@Based Rai Speaking of movies, I lowkey liked the clone wars

I just got fucking gassed

Dutch oven?

The clone wars were bad, but they were at least passable parts of the series

I need a boyfriend upgrade

@Tailed Feature not quite

I hear dimorac is available.

did cow hit you with a scat bomb?

I hear I was second on your list. @coattailsandbowties

Nope.

Something like that