That's what I used to do, one of my exes tried doing it back but since I have no sense of smell it never worked.

Everyone likes their own brand I guess. @coattailsandbowties

He's trying to bring me back for cuddles by scritching my head and no it won't work damnit

There is a direct correlation between the loudness of a fart, and the degree to which it smells like death.

But... But.. He spayed his musk!

Fuck off tailed

Mate Tailed, she tried doing it with me too.

But mines are a lot worse than anything she can produce.

My ex?

So I'm pretty much immune

Did you get my sloppy seconds?

Aye she was over at mine last night like

Aye

😏

<:whitey:467822735624765441>

She was over at yours? While you're in Burnley?

You can have her tbh, she's an ex for a reason. 😂

Have any of you considered the possibility of actually having a fart fetish, because you all seem to really enjoy social flatulence

Mate, nah I'm cool.

Exes are always exes for a reason

Right now I need my sanity.

Never get back with an ex.

HAHAHAHA

What

rofl

are you sure?

ALL OUR SYSTEMS ARE DOWN SO THEY SENT US HOME

YASSS

BACK TO BED FOR MEEEEEE

Nice one

HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I've been considering getting back with my ex for a few weeks

Do it.

You wont.

No balls.

Did you plug a tin foil usb into the server? XD

You're all cucks.

don't do it, they are an ex for a reason

@Tea dont kink shame.

Ex's are ex's for a reason. You'll regret getting back with them, I guarantee it.

This is some real beta chat rn