I need a boyfriend upgrade

@Tailed Feature not quite

I hear dimorac is available.

did cow hit you with a scat bomb?

I hear I was second on your list. @coattailsandbowties

Nope.

Something like that

😂

HE'S JUST FUCKING LAUGHING AND WAFTING THE DUVET AT ME

Mate

LOL

I'd do the same.

Any decent man woould.

^^

Fuck off tea don't enable him

Thats a rite of passage

Tea's right though.

It was fucking toxic

I knew cow was a standup guy.

So nasty.

Smell it.

Smell it all.

savor it

Like ngl let out a couple of proud ones myself but holy shit it was like something died in there

Probably did.

Did he down a jar of liquid ass?

That's what I used to do, one of my exes tried doing it back but since I have no sense of smell it never worked.

Everyone likes their own brand I guess. @coattailsandbowties

He's trying to bring me back for cuddles by scritching my head and no it won't work damnit

There is a direct correlation between the loudness of a fart, and the degree to which it smells like death.

But... But.. He spayed his musk!

Fuck off tailed

Mate Tailed, she tried doing it with me too.

But mines are a lot worse than anything she can produce.

My ex?

So I'm pretty much immune

Did you get my sloppy seconds?

Aye she was over at mine last night like

Aye

😏

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