Of course I'm not gonna get my hole.

What's wrong with being you.

I'm as south as shit gets here

Mate, you need a more positive outlook.

I've never struggled to get me hole tbh

@SuitGuy where ya from

South East coast

Anyway she's my mate, she's also married.

The only struggle i ever have is getting the damn handcuffs on a girl when the roofies haven't kicked in yet

Ah, I see.

Married is best

Nah, it's not.

Don't be a cunt.

I'm only fucking around

Freshly divorced is best

^

I've never slept with or hit on a girl in a relationship, let alone married

Aye you are fucking around if you're married.

Whatage are you @BradPlace

21

A baby

Oh nooooo

No that far off me.

Child @BradPlace

I fucked when I was 16

15

and kept going from there

Your dad doesn't count.

oof

I'm pretty sure i was raped

YES IT DOES

I was technically raped

jk he died before that

Died of shame.

I was 15 she was 17

For having you.

car crash

I was 12-13 she was about 22

Lol used bulldozers for sale

@RatKing go kill yourself

Now