how

I just thought that was you meant when you said meeting her lunch.

Eating her clunge

^

Like, trying to dip into the ol' jam roll

AHAHAHA

Pass the gravy

Aye but it's me.

Of course I'm not gonna get my hole.

What's wrong with being you.

I'm as south as shit gets here

Mate, you need a more positive outlook.

I've never struggled to get me hole tbh

@SuitGuy where ya from

South East coast

Anyway she's my mate, she's also married.

The only struggle i ever have is getting the damn handcuffs on a girl when the roofies haven't kicked in yet

Ah, I see.

Married is best

Nah, it's not.

Don't be a cunt.

I'm only fucking around

Freshly divorced is best

^

I've never slept with or hit on a girl in a relationship, let alone married

Aye you are fucking around if you're married.

Whatage are you @BradPlace

21

A baby

Oh nooooo

No that far off me.

Child @BradPlace

I fucked when I was 16

15

and kept going from there

Your dad doesn't count.

oof

I'm pretty sure i was raped

YES IT DOES

I was technically raped

jk he died before that