@Maxalot don’t eat the fucking lump suckers

Matey

http://puu.sh/CkXVs/3b67daab7f.png

@MrCuttlefish Why no

Don’t

They just want to attach to something and chill

i can hear the ocean right now

So I can

Nice

Hey man, we've all got something

orcas are the scariest thing in the ocean

You think the ocean is scary now? Put yourself on a ship at 3am, no noise but for the crashing of the waves, no light because it's cloudy, and you're staring at the horizon for two hours during your watch. Literally any random sound will make you think Cthulhu has arisen and is about to drag you and your crew down into the abyss.

sounds like a dnd campaign @A Drunk Sailor

@heatherman man-o-wars are a bitch. Rip you

eh, just avoid them

easy to deal with

I respect the ocean far too fucking much to go on a fucking boat again

no sir

lol

resect is not the same as fear

you are scared

Petty much yeah @heatherman

being scared is okay\

of water

no not really

no one can be called a bitch for being scared of the ocean

@MrCuttlefish you mean Portuguese Man o' wars

bitch

One time I was on watch with a bud, he was a creepy fuck. And it was on one of those nights. Then we heard what was probably a whale or something but sounded like a fucking leviathan, buddy goes over to the edge looks down and says "Something's alive in the deep dark sea."

you are scared of the ocean

Eh just gas the niggers

its a huge body of death water

like fuck that

Just accept that the ocean is on average 4 km deep and that there are a fuck load of things that can kill ya

@Chaveca yes I do

orcas though guys

they are scary af

I've been a sailor for five years, the sea scares me a little

Why do I feel like

That says “if you don’t like trump”