Hard pass

just take some furniture polish like a real G

But bed

And sleep

Huff spraypaint

2 aspirin, half bottle warm beer, bed

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

who needs bed wen you get the buzz and chance of instantly dying lmao

Me

I like sleep

Sleep is the best, 18 hours is like crack

18 hours of sleep wtf

Nigga I'd take 24 if I could

I sleep 10 max

Most I've done *actually* in one go, straight through, is 16 hours.

I've thought about trying doubling up time awake & sleep time so you'd stay up for a day & a night then sleep for a day and a night. probably unhealthy but I always wake up feeling like I've not had enough sleep but go to bed not tired enough

Ohmygod my grandma is actually properly deaf, she can't tell when people are speaking anymore and will just talk straight over people

curse her she will hear it

@AstroTorch you know that humans are meant to operate on a dusk/daylight circadian rhythm

Right?

Can't remember if I've ever had 7 or 8 hours

Feel like sleeping is a waste of time

sell your bed then

Sleeping is my *favourite* pasttime

Sleeps the best thing to do

ngl

Gonna clean my face off then get into bed and pass out i think

Fucking blobby

Is this TTS

Fucking stop

@coattailsandbowties I know thats how we're *supposed* to operate but I also know that's how I *dont*

Just mute the bot ezpz

@AstroTorch just stop waking up at 4.30. And try to get sleep in increments of 1.5 hours, that's roughly the duration of a sleep cycle. It's easier to wake in lighter sleep and you feel less tired durinf the day.

whats with the monty python bit

no

I usually dream in the mornings, and I push myself awake during them because that's lightest sleep you really get

I'm just going to exist on stimulants and warm milk until uni ends then go self employed again because all the graduate positions look awful

I just wake up when my alarm screeches at me after 3-5 hours

Mmmmm stimulants

Mmmmmm warm milk.... if i could be bothered to wait for it to warm, cool enough for me to drink, and actually drink it, I'd do that

But i can't so eh