Message from @The Bong Lord

Discord ID: 526720372171866115


2018-12-24 11:15:57 UTC  

havent seen my stepmum properly for a year now

2018-12-24 11:16:11 UTC  

last time i saw her was my nans funeral

2018-12-24 11:16:24 UTC  

My granddad decided to contact the family when he got cancer a few years back. I laughed at the prick, he abandoned my dad and my aunt when they were young, left my nan with young kids. Don't get family privileges if you haven't paid in.

2018-12-24 11:16:34 UTC  

^

2018-12-24 11:16:37 UTC  

He dead now, no remorse felt.

2018-12-24 11:16:55 UTC  

you ditch your family than you dont deserve family sympathy

2018-12-24 11:16:56 UTC  

Nah, death doesn't bother me, you do you @Tailed Feature

2018-12-24 11:17:06 UTC  

life is life

2018-12-24 11:17:11 UTC  

Indeed

2018-12-24 11:17:31 UTC  

@Tailed Feature we aint judging its xmas eve

2018-12-24 11:17:35 UTC  

I might crack a koppa since we have a bunch i was saving for nye

2018-12-24 11:17:45 UTC  

Good lad

2018-12-24 11:17:50 UTC  

The only person in my family that I haven’t seen in years was my grandfather, that’s because he passed away in 2007

2018-12-24 11:18:12 UTC  

get some coke for the vodka

2018-12-24 11:18:16 UTC  

Did you know rum was invented by slaves

2018-12-24 11:18:20 UTC  

make it go further

2018-12-24 11:18:24 UTC  

I dont really drink but a nice sweet cider is good for a bad day

2018-12-24 11:18:26 UTC  

why???

2018-12-24 11:18:30 UTC  

Its made from the waste product of sugar beat

2018-12-24 11:18:37 UTC  

You cant burp?

2018-12-24 11:18:42 UTC  

oh wow that sucks

2018-12-24 11:18:46 UTC  

Dont lie

2018-12-24 11:18:47 UTC  

how can you not burp???

2018-12-24 11:18:48 UTC  

I usually just drink Coke and water

2018-12-24 11:18:57 UTC  

try juice the tailed

2018-12-24 11:18:59 UTC  

it is like how people don't know how to blow their nose XD

2018-12-24 11:19:02 UTC  

then*

2018-12-24 11:19:09 UTC  

it is the weirdest but those people exist

2018-12-24 11:19:11 UTC  
2018-12-24 11:19:11 UTC  

How can you not... burp?

2018-12-24 11:19:13 UTC  

Wow

2018-12-24 11:19:14 UTC  

Families are hard work. My dad is a miserable person to be around, kind of a bad relationship. I like Christmas but I can't wait to get out of here n be back in my flat

2018-12-24 11:19:20 UTC  

I guess its one of them

2018-12-24 11:19:45 UTC  

Maybe its just a scootish thing

2018-12-24 11:19:46 UTC  

I am not really a patriot for family life, but mine is pretty fucking dysfunctional

2018-12-24 11:19:48 UTC  

@Jim your lucky you dont have a stepmum who threatened to stop you from seeing your dad

2018-12-24 11:19:49 UTC  

my kid can't blow his nose, he just tries to breathe out through his nose into a tissue

2018-12-24 11:19:53 UTC  

Doesnt happen down here

2018-12-24 11:20:04 UTC  

@Jim i feel you, when i move out im not going to be visiting home much at all

2018-12-24 11:20:05 UTC  

@zalfir That is fucking adorable XD

2018-12-24 11:20:08 UTC  

Maybe its a ginger thing