@Firetechy sounds like a good idea

I was not even gonna rap the other presents but my GF done it for me, I was just going to lob stuff at peoples heads

rap the presents eg

Well thats depressing, im sorry tailed

Merry CHRISMOSN

@Tailed Feature who died then???

:( that's shit Tailed

Merry Christmas! Death!

Wow, it was like it 'slipped' their mind, wtf is wrong with people

jesus, thats a long while. when my nan died i knew about 5 mins after it happened

must not be much talking between you and your family then

My mum told me my grandad died when i was 8. He died last year.

Never met the guy

@Eddie why did she tell you when you was eight tho???

idk shes a psycho

Damn

and i though i had family issues

I haven't talked to my dad for 4 years and everyone's trying to guilt me back into it

havent seen my stepmum properly for a year now

last time i saw her was my nans funeral

My granddad decided to contact the family when he got cancer a few years back. I laughed at the prick, he abandoned my dad and my aunt when they were young, left my nan with young kids. Don't get family privileges if you haven't paid in.

^

He dead now, no remorse felt.

you ditch your family than you dont deserve family sympathy

Nah, death doesn't bother me, you do you @Tailed Feature

life is life

Indeed

@Tailed Feature we aint judging its xmas eve

I might crack a koppa since we have a bunch i was saving for nye

Good lad

The only person in my family that I haven’t seen in years was my grandfather, that’s because he passed away in 2007

get some coke for the vodka

Did you know rum was invented by slaves

make it go further

I dont really drink but a nice sweet cider is good for a bad day

why???

Its made from the waste product of sugar beat

You cant burp?

oh wow that sucks

Dont lie

how can you not burp???