Message from @Paralyze
Discord ID: 526912020528758789
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring, not even a rat.
The knee socks were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a tranny soon would be there.
The SoyBois were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of prolapses danced in their heads.
And Ruger in his ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When in the <#418222786012512256> there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the channel I pounced like a cat,
Tore open permissions and threw up the chat.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to <@&418222331958394880> below.
When, what to my wondering ears should make noise,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny ScatBois.
With a fat young driver, so filthy and scorched,
I knew in a moment it must be St @AstroTorch.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now, @Tea! now, @Pirate! now, @Participation Trophy Wife and @DUB3R5!
On, @LorneM! On, @FUCK fire! on, @Crawfoot and @ky!
To the top of the ranks! to the top of the roles!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As <@&418222331958394880> that before the wild ban-hammer fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to <#418492114679365643> the faggots they flew,
With a sleigh full of poo, and St @AstroTorchmas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St @AstroTorchmas came with a bound.
He was dressed to deter, from his head to his mitt,
And his clothes were all tarnished with semen and shit.
A bundle of poo he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a diddler, just exposing his sack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how freaky!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose rather beaky!
His troll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the blow.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, panting with each jerk.
And laying his fingers aside of his dick,
And giving a nod, up the chimney right quick!
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like an Israeli missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Scatmas to all, and to all a good shite!!"
Yey
The faggotry ensues
kitchen vc for christmas cheer?
Alright fellas
Okay.
Is it time for poop?
Beautiful
Aww I could pull the sled to
I have a question
Poop time
depends on the isotope but the whole point of the implosion model was to generated a higher neutron flux from the reactor plutonium
:ping:
I'm gay and from the middle east
I could not find the member you wanted to kick...
Jim just showing off who's up for meme next.
Merry Christmas all in the UK!
God
y'all gay
Yeah that way more of the material actually reacts
Merry Christmas all
😂
Does that make me the first gay incel
Merry Christmas
It's supposed to be more efficient
aye
'Christmas
Merry go fuck yourselfs @everyone
Merry xmas.
Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Christmas!!!!!!
Merry Christmas boys
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas btw
Merry Kristalnacht
Merry christmas