I hate planking

I would take flutterkicks over planking any day

Wtf

And wallsits

I hate them

The Soviet’s torture gulag prisoners with wallsits for hours

Hello folks, being indoors for days made me decide to try and get fit. I swim every week (decently) but carry a bit of weight on top on that, I have little idea what I’m doing so does anyone have any good introductory guides to exercise at home? Cheers in advance.

What equipment, if any, are you thinking of trying?

I have none really to speak of

I suppose it might be relevant I have a small garden outside that I can use

@Kaiser 20 push ups every hour

15 pullups twice a day

The 2 week Russian push up program

Does anyone know how to use Blender, the program?

Yes.

You put your shit in, and then press some of the gray buttons, and you got your juice.

damn you got him

I’ve used it. Not that I’m any good with 3D modeling.

What needs to be done

I did martial arts for like 10 years, so I'm used to doing pushups on my knuckles and I've been doing so many that I've literally bruised them.

@Eoppa Correct term would be calloused, boyo.

I know how you feel, I’m going on 13 years now in MA.

Not even calloused, literal brown bruises because I've been doing it on concrete more than usual

Imagine working out

And not stocking up for the inevitable global winter

The bears will simply hibernate using their vast fat reserves

True

@Enkrum post a image of your muscles if you are not faggot coward, yes?

(you won't)

Yes.

<:wtf:591182282648190986>

still waiting

@Spider Sutra Patience mein dear child.

The best things come last.

100% verified truth that @Enkrum is faggot coward - I wish it wasn't true!!

Sad!

Shame.

I have.

Fallen.

Enkrum was typing.....