Hes a time traveler

grammar polizei

No harming on crimbomassmes

^

I has cat

I can't wait for dinner.

Kittah

@coattailsandbowties for real why would I be upset, it's funny and it's not personal

grammar gestapo > grammar nazi

Dinner gon be lit

^

Plus I literally just woke up

It's Christmas so that's acceptable

I am cosy as hell

@Hezbollah Agent should I go for a sixth shot my friend?

You can sleep all day until dinner

pigs in blankets should be a year round thing.

ngl

Wrapped up like a burrito

You didn’t say no here I go

Do you have a down blanket or one of those fleece blankets that are super soft @Hezbollah Agent

Ooh

That’s good

My liver is a fucking champ

I have a big woolen blanket my gf got me last year

Cute

Oh fuck yeah that'll keep you warm

Awwwwww

time for a mojito to help tell this infernal heat to fuck right off

I wish I could have Christmas dinner in bed like a degen

Lol

Tea

Show thighs

Show me yours

and I'll send mine

Dude

you'll just have to settle for being a degen out of bed, Tea

Mine are in #trapzone

I have to get out of bed

Lies Callie

I posted my lil sticks ages ago