Message from @Nugatory Cognizance

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2020-02-27 23:31:03 UTC  

The flu kills 10 fold more people every year but no one is freaking out over it

2020-02-27 23:31:31 UTC  

reminder that 95% of people infected with COVID-19 *WILL SURVIVE*

2020-02-27 23:32:12 UTC  

Your chances of being infected are also dramatically reduced if you restrain from close contact with people and wash your hands before every meal

2020-02-27 23:32:26 UTC  

And don't pick your nose or any bodily openings with your hands

2020-02-27 23:40:50 UTC  

tfw not following the situation

2020-02-27 23:41:02 UTC  

theres an estimated 3-12 million infected

2020-02-27 23:41:47 UTC  

once the medical system gets overwhelmed and 2nd and 3rd wave start hitting youre gonna be having fun getting assraped by the pneumonia and internal bleeding

2020-02-27 23:43:06 UTC  

@OrthoGoat That's based off of loose and unconfirmed speculation

2020-02-27 23:54:26 UTC  

yea its predictions

2020-02-27 23:54:40 UTC  

cause no one in the world has enough kits to test all the dead

2020-02-27 23:54:57 UTC  

the CCP dosent test all the people they burn simply because of the lack of kits

2020-02-28 16:01:13 UTC  

The current tests take like 3 days to confirm right?

2020-02-28 20:43:22 UTC  

QOTD 🔖 @everyone
If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna is it two lasagnas or just one big one?

2020-02-28 20:43:35 UTC  

One big one

2020-02-28 20:43:44 UTC  

One big one

2020-02-28 20:43:46 UTC  

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2020-02-28 20:43:56 UTC  

One big one

2020-02-28 20:43:59 UTC  

it becomes something new
it becomes
the mega lasagna

2020-02-28 20:44:01 UTC  

That’s what lasagna is

2020-02-28 20:44:07 UTC  

It’s lasagna on lasagna

2020-02-28 20:44:12 UTC  

Is there sauce on the top

2020-02-28 20:44:22 UTC  

Lasagna is a meat layer cake

2020-02-28 20:44:26 UTC  

Cheese goes on the top

2020-02-28 20:44:38 UTC  

isn't there cheese between the layers?

2020-02-28 20:44:39 UTC  

lasagna aren't restricted to x amount of layers so it's 1

2020-02-28 20:44:42 UTC  

I put sauce on the top of mine

2020-02-28 20:44:50 UTC  

Fuck you then

2020-02-28 20:45:07 UTC  

I never eat lasagna

2020-02-28 20:48:54 UTC  

one big one if they fit each other

2020-02-28 21:09:09 UTC  

One big one

2020-02-28 21:10:11 UTC  

It's 2 separate

2020-02-28 21:10:16 UTC  

Because you didn't make them together

2020-02-28 21:10:24 UTC  

You created 2 desperate lasagnas

2020-02-28 21:10:39 UTC  

If you took 2 UNCOOKED lasanagds as cooked them together so it molded

2020-02-28 21:10:42 UTC  

It'd be one

2020-02-28 21:11:21 UTC  

do we have any Italians or cooks that can answer this?

2020-02-28 21:12:35 UTC  

<@&587026430660050944> Any Italians here?

2020-02-28 21:14:36 UTC  

Boopediepabedie yes I am Italian

2020-02-28 21:19:30 UTC  

its one

2020-02-28 21:22:12 UTC  

@Baardaapmeneer answer the question

2020-02-28 21:23:06 UTC  

@ken_ depends if the top or bottom have a dough sheet