we`re getting a surprise guest this year, so gonna have to scrounge up a pressie to wrap for her heh , just having a 5 min discord break before more madness

And they never come to visit

@BlackBeard i smother it in gravy and bread sauce

oof that sucks

Likewise. Christmas alone this year

So im the one that has to throw thousands down the drain

Then they complain that I don't come

ah yeh cover up the fact its bought in iceland

Nigga

etc

no gifts to buý tho rite

just pop some gravy on it

just send them a screenshot of the ticket prices

No gifts to get, either. @Acid Andy

Family on holiday but I had to stay for college shit like exams and coursework which is 30% of my grade

Come spend time with us and buy my kids things

I stopped celebrating Christmas + my birthday when I was 11

Lmao

Haven't had a birthday party since 12

That's kinda sad

Yeah

My family is shit

lol

Well i now have to endure a christmas dinner with the other half of my over-catholic family in Cheshire.

toot toot

@Soupmeme Buy the kid a shitty RC helicopter, motherfucker eats batteries, tears up the walls, is loud as fuck and the kid will LOVE it

Whatever, I wear my title proudly

Cya later

@Deleted User mate those are the shit

the shit

punish the parents, give the kid the time of his life

Ikr

Parents are fucking gay

Am happy

fuck parents

Yeah dude

fuck kids
no pedo

@RatKing good, stay heppy

Them parents, be taking care of us and shit

fuck 'em

Mate imma give my kids the best Christmas ever until they're 20 something.