Homeless Santa gives cheer by making you uncomfortable by engaging you in front of an Albertsons

I saw a sorta santa on a bus, pure white hair and beard. I like to think he is still out there, smiling at me

That's called a rapist

He was such a jolly guy

But.

@Hiskanto you're the edgy one, here.

What

Fuck up

Did you ask for presents.

@Dino no he was too far away

How could you have determined that

It's not like I enjoy egg crushing

Dang it.

My anxious depressed aunt is living with us after getting dumped, now she's leeching off our fridge to a unexplainable degree and taking huge shits all day, what do?

Can I have some presents?

😦

@Acid Andy Fuck the aunt

Feed her the shits

thanks for the non edgy advice

Anxiety doesn't exist

ill just wait till she necks

i need a cage

Well

Time to rarely talk in this server and mooch off of the emotes

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Granddad: "see the issue is your grandmother has suddenly gone rather deaf"
Grandma: *"I've what?"*

HAHHAHahHA

end it

<:tommyr:437127787879596052> ✌

<:whit:458618297026347018>

Get the frig off Discord and be with you family faggots

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Whaaaaat

Gibe me puppies

I'm at risk of murdering a member of my family at this rate

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@Dazzie what family

Could just not be on discord.

Why are suicide rates up so much on christ-moose

Oh yikes here comes the homophobia

So happy