what a priveleged cunt

The walmart door greeter was some old dude named Arthur. Looked like Santa, but with his yellow vest, white Polo and blue jeans. Lel.

Homeless Santa gives cheer by making you uncomfortable by engaging you in front of an Albertsons

I saw a sorta santa on a bus, pure white hair and beard. I like to think he is still out there, smiling at me

That's called a rapist

He was such a jolly guy

But.

@Hiskanto you're the edgy one, here.

What

Fuck up

Did you ask for presents.

@Dino no he was too far away

How could you have determined that

It's not like I enjoy egg crushing

Dang it.

My anxious depressed aunt is living with us after getting dumped, now she's leeching off our fridge to a unexplainable degree and taking huge shits all day, what do?

Can I have some presents?

😦

@Acid Andy Fuck the aunt

Feed her the shits

thanks for the non edgy advice

Anxiety doesn't exist

ill just wait till she necks

i need a cage

Well

Time to rarely talk in this server and mooch off of the emotes

<:dazzie:437127774613012490>

Granddad: "see the issue is your grandmother has suddenly gone rather deaf"
Grandma: *"I've what?"*

HAHHAHahHA

end it

<:tommyr:437127787879596052> ✌

<:whit:458618297026347018>

Get the frig off Discord and be with you family faggots

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Whaaaaat

Gibe me puppies

I'm at risk of murdering a member of my family at this rate

<:buddha:437128928927154177>

@Dazzie what family

Could just not be on discord.

Why are suicide rates up so much on christ-moose