I was told in the 90s by someone in the Australian army that if you say it's to serve your country, they might not let you join due to psychological problems

well then australia knows what theyre doing

not anymore

"I wanna kill brown people, sir"

I've seen all the recruiter memes and heard about how they lie to you, it isn't new.
But at this point I'd take my chances

Just couldn’t imagine being a dog of the state tbqpfh

I need the biggest BBC anyone can find and put it in all gay please

@Jim it sucks

head of the armed forces in .au is pushing more for "diversity" than technology, he's a retard

Imagine not wanting the state to fuck your wife

Smdhtbqhnglmd

I'd cuck myself out to bernie

Imagine working minimum wage

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@Based Rai says the retard in the army lmao

you make less than min wage

Ok jarhead

Lmao

I can always leave, I'm not enlisted yet

YOURE A FUCKING POOLEE? HAHAHAHAHHHAAHAA

I'm headed for the officer route, I still have about a year before I decide

ah so you're a cunt

The heights of my autism are not lost on me

not even going enlisted first to understand what they're actually like

you're gonna be that fuck straight out of college who thinks he's hot shit

I'm in the military for medical school, fuck leadership that's hard

College is fucking terrible financially. It's like the state divorced you.

Most military cunts think their hot shit though.

lol

Holy fuck man, “free college” that’s fucking epic man, sit your civilian ass down, as a matter of fact? Just drop and start fuckin pushing

okay doc, I'll make sure to change my socks and take an ibuprofin

College is terrible, but not if you're paying with cash

Yeah the army is way better. Better to be owned than divorced lol

^

if i move up to scotland can i get free uni

America lul

No quite

“If the army wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one”

I think you can get that in Canada but idk

@THCVee nah, for citizens only and only under specific circumstances

is it just after high school only or something