Aye

I don't think I am

at least not yet

Same course, but he'll end up a year ahead because of the interruption

I think I'll go before basic camp

you're in a nice hotel because of your recruiter right?

I'm in a nice hotel because I'm on christmas break in Essex

ah

I've been pretty touch and go with the whole military thing

Sounds welcoming

What are you joining, the army?

not quite sure if I want to commit or not

dont

Army ye

I remember when I was 16, Jamie, the military here were giving new recruits £2,000 for enlisting. You know how many cunts from my school signed up

When you get to boot camp here’s a tip, kiss your drill Sargent

rofl

@Rebelriot I may be an idiot but I'm not suicidal

Aww cmon, he might yell, he might knife hand but I promise he won’t bitch slap you or anything

@Tea lmao our recruiters offer 10k enlistment bonuses and then fuck them in the ass when they find out it was a lie

Essex?

They actually lied?

Nigga they gave them it here.

yeah, part of the job

I hear someone say Essex. @Based Rai

recruiters lie all the fucking time in america

They do man

its actually a really bad problem

Yeah, I'm here visiting my dad and renovating his place @Cow

They ask you what you like to do and then tell you it's available thru military

All bs

@Based Rai Where in Essex if you don’t mind?

some poor fuck will sign up thinking he's going to be a welder and bam, he gets carted off to infantry school last second

Uh

I'm at the premier inn

here

I don't live in the UK so I'm not exactly certain where everything is

Are you staying near a shopping centre?

quick question

@Maxalot hello

Friend of mines stationed in Florida