Hm

pip is deffo a disability then

loooool

^^

Pip is a good boy.

Pip's a good cunt.

vv

he is

He's gay, but hey ho

@Deleted User That was a surprisingly enlightening conversation, I appreciate it.

I'll see you guys around, hotel breakfast is almost over

Y'all niggas gay af

No me

I basically said "there's this place for cancer memes and it has a giant trap nsfw channel" and he was on like a shot

@Based Rai Are you going to MEPS?

good luck with the duck walk lmao, watch the other sad fucks who cant do it

Pip goes to your uni right coats

Ate

Aye

I don't think I am

at least not yet

Same course, but he'll end up a year ahead because of the interruption

I think I'll go before basic camp

you're in a nice hotel because of your recruiter right?

I'm in a nice hotel because I'm on christmas break in Essex

ah

I've been pretty touch and go with the whole military thing

Sounds welcoming

What are you joining, the army?

not quite sure if I want to commit or not

dont

Army ye

I remember when I was 16, Jamie, the military here were giving new recruits £2,000 for enlisting. You know how many cunts from my school signed up

When you get to boot camp here’s a tip, kiss your drill Sargent

rofl

@Rebelriot I may be an idiot but I'm not suicidal

Aww cmon, he might yell, he might knife hand but I promise he won’t bitch slap you or anything

@Tea lmao our recruiters offer 10k enlistment bonuses and then fuck them in the ass when they find out it was a lie

Essex?

They actually lied?

Nigga they gave them it here.