Get a cuppa down you

That lassie didn't reply btw

She didn't?

Wow

how tf do you treat a superbug at home tho

What a wee whoore

Makes me feel better thinking she's a whore like

ngl

cos you might get lucky wi her

at least you could pay her if you fail

Naw, was jesting if she's no good enough for my mate no good enough for me

lol

i've been eating as many pills as i think is safe

She's out of my league bro

pacman irl rn

that's my secret

She's out of most peoples league

also vitamin C

She was smoking

jim you poppin pills like they nothing???

sounds like you're trying to kill yourself in the most ineffective way possible

I forgot to mention

don't forget to adjust your league according to musical skill

She's English

Wow

It explains everything

From Rotherham 😂

@Tailed Feature Might cum, not gonna lie

LOL

Shiteholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh god

Probably groomed

Heavy groomed.

Nothing worse than a Paki's sloppy seconds

tailed turns up to meet his internet date

dark dingy room

Sloppy second hundred

Don't date British women, they are all tapped in the dome

🤢

Enough of that

[11:24] Tailed Feature: From Rotherham 😂

Rotherham, on a scale of Essex to Notherner on Jeremy Kyle, how chavy is it?