If reincarnation is a thing, i wanna come back as a highland cow or a bat

Or cat

Or a dog

the most interesting thing to ever happen to you will be either A: being pushed over by a group of drunk pisshead students off to have a laugh, B: get abducted by aliens and have all your major internal organs removed, only to be dropped from 200metres above on the ground to serve as a reminder that we know fuck all about the universe, or C: be millked to oblivion, eat grass then get cut up for meat

I want to come back as a cow in India and live the high life

it's a hard choice, to be fair.

Nigga i'd be fluffy tho

sounds preferable to my past @Leeroy

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Fuck off we're full @Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra

rekt

Lmao

Wait a second

Weren't you here before?

Like yesterday

Like you were botbanned yeah?

Must have been since they are in the gulag

Oh its that cunt

....not to my knowledge

you've been rumbled, mate

Dude just hit the leave button

I just knocked my pan in doing the vacuuming

I actually had a question about that

Trying to figure out whether I should go out tonight or not

"not to my knowledge" you weaselword mofo

^^

nah saturday is the night out

Is there some special gulag where you can see all channels and post text to all channels, but can't post content?

no but we can cut your hands off

no fuck off @Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra

do you have to work tomorrow or not nic?

so same thing i guess

@Octavia nah i'm off til 8th January now

try that one

+kick @Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra NO FUCK OF!

​Goodbye.

P

rekt

@sweatercowsandsass cow said if you got reincarnated as a highland cow he'd adopt you and find a garden big enough for you. And ride you into battle.