I'd still pork it

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/11/20/14/gettyimages-1067071942.jpg?w968h681

brown bag it

same goes for them

Nah Rowlings minging

I'm not saying I'd fuck gary, but I'd fuck gary

Is a wet dick worth 20 years of alimony payments?

Jamie

behave

shes a cow

NO

Tbh they are so desperate for dick these days that they will let you do ATM on the first date.

if she's a cow call me a farmer

ill call u a faggot

have you never been on tinder @The Last MethBender

@The Last MethBender Lassie I'm seeing let me absolutely rail her first night

Ooof

Posted her in soy before

I actually saw one of my collegues profile on tinder that was funny.

rofl

ahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahah

Pretty sure she was married as well 😶

I'm wheazing

Would you?

have

53

yes

yes

well you know if shes okay with creampies then

Maybe she is dyslexic and meant to type 35.

53 of them

53 actually 17 made the wrong age on fb lol xoxoxox

nah she aint 53

@The Last MethBender you dont type age, you enter birthday

Jamie I'd drag my balls through 3 mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie @Deleted User

@Deleted User i linked mine to my facebook.

Didnt have to input my age manually.

@Deleted User can you hook me up with her

i would happily smash

If I get yeeted, new discord tag will be "PUNISHED JAMIE#0420"

Knocking up 50+ wahmen is a risk to produce potato faced retards