I'm off down tesco anyone want anything?

emphasis on super

nerf gun alright>

?*

I don't think so

we have nerf guns

yeah they don't fuck about

that what I live off ngl

^^^

"club of excellent excrement"

3 planes

jaundice

how many sleep apnea machines do you have @Deleted User ?

Harem building session in my garage mosque

How far down are you?

7 months>

Moobs

u have TB?

I feel sick, this is against MY religion

My overwhelming surplus of jizz is on standby

man the rigs

Yes

Beefin over flaps

who got the widest clit

dusting the drapes

*leans in close* "what if I told you the jews have a monopoly over europe"

The mass

*you died*

Mega TIT

gravity?

YES I have

send 250 euro

I use my arse hair for shoe laces

dick like a google home

gotta squeeze him till it comes out

they look mouldy

pot noodle is a Welsh staple

and Its grim

vsauce atomikov

great to see the server has been converted into hieroglyphics

streamline looking foot

Green mile is a tough watch tbh

i have mx reds

the click is nice though

I have a K95 they're nice

they have it with the MX speeds on amazon

I have one of the older k95s in red

ahh nice

I thing I have the gen 3

I have 18 macros

I'm keen on ale

that's vintage

how'd you get my fucking holiday pics

I loved our holiday @Pirate

when my next benefits cheque comes through, or the money from channel 4 for going on Jeremey Kyle

heard he shags cats

without a condom

oooh we talking about metal?

I'm seeing amon amarth at DL next year

some of there stuff I like

i love gojira

same with their album art

I think I my friend showed me amon amarth

dob

yum ymu

mexican*

they got me

suck my clit

not a threat

an order

my girlfriend left me for Christmas

I R O N L U N G

Sporks gonna get fingered

anus pics

@Spork molk ANUS NOW

@Spork molk come to my ends faggo man

No its his anus

I fucked up

merry crimsas

cute lil thing

it so teeny

Take the bung

Die

brown bag it

same goes for them

if she's a cow call me a farmer

have you never been on tinder @The Last MethBender

ahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahah

I'm wheazing

yes

53 of them

fucking southerners

*Braces for impact*

camping accident

@Ninjaplusplus

what do you fucking mean "the heat"

they are but for different reasons

well done

tgm that shit bro

yeah they are both dead for me