I can't cook eggs never mind a live chicken

Kill it before you cook it

Wait, live chicken?

I could do that bit

Then throw it in the oven after you gut it

Nigga, that's against Ginevra's convention

I won't be doing that

Boom. Whole chicken

I burn toast

@MrArron rip

Turn down your toaster

Use a clock

tailed burns water

I turn it down slightly and I get warm bread. Turn it back up and I get charcoal.

Understandable

I burn water sometimes too

I think its water at least

how hard is it to just keep an eye on what you are cooking?

very

lol

Ever see the video of the Australian guy sticking a knife in a toaster

or you could toast under the grill if you have one on your cooker

When you don't want to burn food you just don't that's all you need to know

then you can see it

I would definitely set the house on fire like I did the last time I cooked bacon

hahah

I'm keeping the kid chill in his chair, I turn my head to the frying pan and it's alright, I turn my head to the frying pan in his chair, i turn my head to the kid on the fire

oh tailed....

That's why I make soup in the microwave, there's a timer.

I used to use a slowcooker as well

you might as well just make some sort of mush and leave it in the fridge portioned out

That's what I used to do, and that's what I called it

Wait no I called it slop

The crepe wars

I don't know this song at all.

ongar

chip charlor ongar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4AhSYwG694

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RIP.Cow

Coming for you Cow.