Message from @Dazzie

Discord ID: 529029583484354610


2018-12-30 20:07:38 UTC  

I turn it down slightly and I get warm bread. Turn it back up and I get charcoal.

2018-12-30 20:07:38 UTC  

Understandable

2018-12-30 20:07:52 UTC  

I burn water sometimes too

2018-12-30 20:08:01 UTC  

I think its water at least

2018-12-30 20:08:47 UTC  

how hard is it to just keep an eye on what you are cooking?

2018-12-30 20:09:28 UTC  

very

2018-12-30 20:09:31 UTC  

lol

2018-12-30 20:09:39 UTC  

Ever see the video of the Australian guy sticking a knife in a toaster

2018-12-30 20:09:52 UTC  

or you could toast under the grill if you have one on your cooker

2018-12-30 20:09:58 UTC  

When you don't want to burn food you just don't that's all you need to know

2018-12-30 20:10:00 UTC  

then you can see it

2018-12-30 20:10:11 UTC  

I would definitely set the house on fire like I did the last time I cooked bacon

2018-12-30 20:10:16 UTC  

hahah

2018-12-30 20:10:17 UTC  

I'm keeping the kid chill in his chair, I turn my head to the frying pan and it's alright, I turn my head to the frying pan in his chair, i turn my head to the kid on the fire

2018-12-30 20:10:23 UTC  

oh tailed....

2018-12-30 20:11:21 UTC  

That's why I make soup in the microwave, there's a timer.

2018-12-30 20:11:35 UTC  

I used to use a slowcooker as well

2018-12-30 20:12:26 UTC  

you might as well just make some sort of mush and leave it in the fridge portioned out

2018-12-30 20:12:42 UTC  

That's what I used to do, and that's what I called it

2018-12-30 20:12:47 UTC  

Wait no I called it slop

2018-12-30 20:14:41 UTC  

The crepe wars

2018-12-30 20:14:59 UTC  

I don't know this song at all.

2018-12-30 20:15:07 UTC  

ongar

2018-12-30 20:15:18 UTC  

chip charlor ongar

2018-12-30 20:16:53 UTC  

🤔

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2018-12-30 20:17:05 UTC  

RIP.Cow

2018-12-30 20:17:06 UTC  

Coming for you Cow.

2018-12-30 20:17:08 UTC  

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2018-12-30 20:17:19 UTC  

👀
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2018-12-30 20:17:27 UTC  

I’m gonna get purple justice’d.

2018-12-30 20:17:51 UTC  

Just use the Infinite Shitpost

2018-12-30 20:17:56 UTC  

How is everyone? I’m coming to you live from the toilet of my workplace.

2018-12-30 20:18:00 UTC  

Ask for some spoilers

2018-12-30 20:18:08 UTC  

Proper depressed tonight like.

2018-12-30 20:18:09 UTC  

Drop a big one for us

2018-12-30 20:18:11 UTC  

wot u got

2018-12-30 20:18:19 UTC  

Couple turds

2018-12-30 20:18:24 UTC  

Shitting on company time

2018-12-30 20:18:28 UTC  

@Tailed Feature can tell with your dinner

2018-12-30 20:18:35 UTC  

That wasn't tonight's dinner