its fluffy and sweet

W a F f L e

I dont put much syrup on mine

not flat and mingin

Why dont we just use omlettes instead

@Pip Cause flipping the eggs is like going into labour

I still have those eggs that went out of date in September in my fridge

you keep your stodgy 4 meals worth of calories stacked on a plate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpS4EKUOXT0

@Tailed Feature leave them for free chicken

@MrArron

Silence, as the channel is hypnotized by the youtube link

I can't cook eggs never mind a live chicken

Kill it before you cook it

Wait, live chicken?

I could do that bit

Then throw it in the oven after you gut it

Nigga, that's against Ginevra's convention

I won't be doing that

Boom. Whole chicken

I burn toast

@MrArron rip

Turn down your toaster

Use a clock

tailed burns water

I turn it down slightly and I get warm bread. Turn it back up and I get charcoal.

Understandable

I burn water sometimes too

I think its water at least

how hard is it to just keep an eye on what you are cooking?

very

lol

Ever see the video of the Australian guy sticking a knife in a toaster

or you could toast under the grill if you have one on your cooker

When you don't want to burn food you just don't that's all you need to know

then you can see it

I would definitely set the house on fire like I did the last time I cooked bacon

hahah

I'm keeping the kid chill in his chair, I turn my head to the frying pan and it's alright, I turn my head to the frying pan in his chair, i turn my head to the kid on the fire

oh tailed....

That's why I make soup in the microwave, there's a timer.