Message from @Euro Nigga

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2018-12-31 18:51:15 UTC  

Lmfao

2018-12-31 18:51:40 UTC  

a GP?

2018-12-31 18:51:43 UTC  

nigga I dont have insurance

2018-12-31 18:51:51 UTC  

no sometimes I poop alot in one day, and it starts to bleed

2018-12-31 18:51:53 UTC  

Go to the NHS and tell him that your breast make you feel bad

2018-12-31 18:51:59 UTC  

Boom free GP

2018-12-31 18:51:59 UTC  

At least it doesnt hurt today

2018-12-31 18:52:01 UTC  

Uhh tmi

2018-12-31 18:52:02 UTC  

He's in the us

2018-12-31 18:52:20 UTC  

A plane ticket to Spain is probably cheaper then getting a doctor in the US

2018-12-31 18:52:48 UTC  

@soup dad sounds like entry level hemorrhoids if the blood is bright red

2018-12-31 18:52:54 UTC  

Put a gun to the doctor's head and say fix me faget

2018-12-31 18:53:02 UTC  

idk about your state but in Texas they have to treat you by law. I went in earlier this year and the hospital room was like a fuckin hotel and served me incredible food. I didnt pay a dime

2018-12-31 18:53:14 UTC  

Tf

2018-12-31 18:53:22 UTC  

Yeah they have to treat you but then you're stuck with an 8k bill

2018-12-31 18:53:26 UTC  

hospital food

2018-12-31 18:53:37 UTC  

Incredible

2018-12-31 18:53:50 UTC  

yeah it was.

2018-12-31 18:53:52 UTC  

some hospital food is really really nice

2018-12-31 18:53:52 UTC  

Those two don't go together, anywhere.

2018-12-31 18:53:55 UTC  

Yes by law of the hospital has to treat you if it's an emergency that's it

2018-12-31 18:54:10 UTC  

If it's not an emergency they can tell you to get fucked

2018-12-31 18:54:15 UTC  

its not an emergency

2018-12-31 18:54:21 UTC  

and I have no insurance

2018-12-31 18:54:22 UTC  

so I cant go

2018-12-31 18:54:26 UTC  

wait long enough anything becomes an emergency

2018-12-31 18:54:29 UTC  

bleeding out of the asshole from dysentry is an emergency

2018-12-31 18:54:30 UTC  

they only have to stabilize you

2018-12-31 18:54:34 UTC  

I dont have dysentry

2018-12-31 18:54:41 UTC  

I have other complications that I cant get checked

2018-12-31 18:54:46 UTC  

So I just have to hope its okay

2018-12-31 18:55:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/529371922337759243/rs_560x415-150107143918-1024.Oregon-Trail-Game-MS-Dos.jl.010715.jpg

2018-12-31 18:55:03 UTC  

well god speed

2018-12-31 18:55:20 UTC  

Would you like to have a funeral for the dead or continue

2018-12-31 18:56:50 UTC  

im pretty sure its just prolapsed hemmeroids

2018-12-31 18:57:07 UTC  

it looks like im dying in the toilet though

2018-12-31 18:57:21 UTC  

Remember a little bit of blood makes a big cloud

2018-12-31 18:57:26 UTC  

little bit of blood will color a whole lot of water

2018-12-31 18:57:28 UTC  

who do I ping about gore

2018-12-31 18:57:33 UTC  

If it's bright pink or bright red it's from a hemorrhoid most likely