You really like that picture

My new years resolution: burn my minion shirt

The app can't seem to get enough of it

Mine is 1920x1080

Lmfao

a GP?

nigga I dont have insurance

no sometimes I poop alot in one day, and it starts to bleed

Go to the NHS and tell him that your breast make you feel bad

Boom free GP

At least it doesnt hurt today

Uhh tmi

He's in the us

A plane ticket to Spain is probably cheaper then getting a doctor in the US

@soup dad sounds like entry level hemorrhoids if the blood is bright red

Put a gun to the doctor's head and say fix me faget

idk about your state but in Texas they have to treat you by law. I went in earlier this year and the hospital room was like a fuckin hotel and served me incredible food. I didnt pay a dime

Tf

Yeah they have to treat you but then you're stuck with an 8k bill

hospital food

Incredible

yeah it was.

some hospital food is really really nice

Those two don't go together, anywhere.

Yes by law of the hospital has to treat you if it's an emergency that's it

If it's not an emergency they can tell you to get fucked

its not an emergency

and I have no insurance

so I cant go

wait long enough anything becomes an emergency

bleeding out of the asshole from dysentry is an emergency

they only have to stabilize you

I dont have dysentry

I have other complications that I cant get checked

So I just have to hope its okay

@soup dad

well god speed

Would you like to have a funeral for the dead or continue

https://i.redd.it/abx5hchpyt521.png

im pretty sure its just prolapsed hemmeroids

it looks like im dying in the toilet though