I'd expect that for a Eurostar, but a fuckin hour return on a city to city? Christ

Mental like, northern Ireland only has 2 trains. One from Newry-belfast and one belfast-derrylondonderry

not if you need a licence and lessons and shit @V3xxed_G1raff3

Just megabus mate

It's Londonderry

:^)

Derrylondonderry is the most Irish placename ever

^^

and you can't even ask for directions

you might get stabbed

if you get it wrong

Except the London part

I need to go over to Ireland one of these days

And Scotland

Derry

Is it Derry, or LondonDerry

Only place in the union with 6 silent letters

Six useless letters more like it

^^

I'm tired. Woken up by a dog barking outside.

Go complain to the neighbours

Well tell it to fuck up

also tailed

what do you do again ?

It was just someone walking by

Well tell them to tell it to fuck up

@Hezbollah Agent It's a secret

Drugs

Sells his arse

Both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6NAhdn3Gq8

This video legitimately almost brought a tear to my eye

^

I suggest people watch that.

Seriously.

**WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING ON MY SUGGESTIONS**

Worst drug dealing prostitute ever if I only make £8-13k a year.

assmongolid

It'a yer boy asmongold

Do you do drug testing

I do