yeah @Hezbollah Agent its cheaper for me to fly to visit Dimo than it is to get the train how fucked is that

Yup

It was cheaper for me to fly from London after I was done there than get the bus again

It’s cheaper to drive

46 for the bus, 39 for the plane

I'd expect that for a Eurostar, but a fuckin hour return on a city to city? Christ

Mental like, northern Ireland only has 2 trains. One from Newry-belfast and one belfast-derrylondonderry

not if you need a licence and lessons and shit @V3xxed_G1raff3

Just megabus mate

It's Londonderry

:^)

Derrylondonderry is the most Irish placename ever

^^

and you can't even ask for directions

you might get stabbed

if you get it wrong

Except the London part

I need to go over to Ireland one of these days

And Scotland

Derry

Is it Derry, or LondonDerry

Only place in the union with 6 silent letters

Six useless letters more like it

^^

I'm tired. Woken up by a dog barking outside.

Go complain to the neighbours

Well tell it to fuck up

also tailed

what do you do again ?

It was just someone walking by

Well tell them to tell it to fuck up

@Hezbollah Agent It's a secret

Drugs

Sells his arse

Both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6NAhdn3Gq8

This video legitimately almost brought a tear to my eye

^

I suggest people watch that.

Seriously.

**WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING ON MY SUGGESTIONS**