Message from @zalfir
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you got a deal
Ok
China #1
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Also, Antifa is more gay than gay. They're ultrahomogay. Yea?
Also, Antifa is more gay than gay. They're ultrahomogay. Yea?
man this Birdbox film fucking sucks so far, people were right about this one
also fuck up, China
is bird box the name of the film or what
yeah
i'm halfway through and it _looks_ like a watchable film
I read the vaguest plot I could from google and it sounds like someone tried to make a movie out of "the sun vanished"
but it's like eating a burger and then finding out the bun might have been mouldy
also all the white characters have been assholes so far except the kids
just a side observation
That's why high fantasy is a good genre anymore. At least the diversity makes sense
"why's that guy being such a fucking jackass"
"he's an elf, lol"
Bird box is like a zombie film with no zombies
if I wanted that I'd go to the grocery store
heheh
nah, not in the communism way, have you ever been and seen another parent desperately trying to explain to their child why they should not climb onto the shelves as politely as possible without resorting to "because we just don't" and listened for a while
Eventually a kid asks "why?" so many times the conversation goes to gymnasts and how it's back for your toes and shit, it's wild
yeah, parenting makes people go to convoluted places, even when they do have control of the situation
i was able to explain that stuff but i can't remember how, atm
My son can't speak english yet but through a series of grunts and whines tried to convey to me today why I should let him take the bottle of hydrogen peroxide off the bathroom shelf
So much pointing
colours
might even look like something he's played with before
it's been so long since i baby/toddler proofed, i've forgotten how
Well if you've got tips I'd listen to them
can't hardly look away from the little fucker without a panic yet
jeez, aside from getting down to their perspective, i'm not sure where to begin
books and shelves are fun to destroy and climb on, too
books are a weird one because people forget that they're heavy when falling
making electricity, sharps and water safe are easy to remember
Are your kids climbing on shit?
Yeah, I've got those plastic plugs in every outlet
it's always the seemingly harmless shit that gets to be a problem
hobble the little parasite
Had to shut off the baseboard heaters for fear of him shoving his hand in there