Message from @zalfir

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2019-01-10 11:44:11 UTC  

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2019-01-10 11:44:21 UTC  

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2019-01-10 11:46:15 UTC  

Hello

2019-01-10 11:46:44 UTC  

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2019-01-10 11:46:46 UTC  

@RatKing What'll you give me for four rat tails

2019-01-10 11:47:19 UTC  

lol

2019-01-10 11:47:23 UTC  

A potato

2019-01-10 11:47:27 UTC  

One of rugers

2019-01-10 11:47:31 UTC  

you got a deal

2019-01-10 11:47:43 UTC  

Ok

2019-01-10 11:47:55 UTC  

China #1

2019-01-10 11:48:37 UTC  

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2019-01-10 11:49:14 UTC  

Also, Antifa is more gay than gay. They're ultrahomogay. Yea?

2019-01-10 11:50:04 UTC  

Also, Antifa is more gay than gay. They're ultrahomogay. Yea?

2019-01-10 11:50:22 UTC  

man this Birdbox film fucking sucks so far, people were right about this one

2019-01-10 11:50:32 UTC  

also fuck up, China

2019-01-10 11:50:42 UTC  

is bird box the name of the film or what

2019-01-10 11:50:50 UTC  

yeah

2019-01-10 11:51:20 UTC  

i'm halfway through and it _looks_ like a watchable film

2019-01-10 11:52:03 UTC  

I read the vaguest plot I could from google and it sounds like someone tried to make a movie out of "the sun vanished"

2019-01-10 11:52:03 UTC  

but it's like eating a burger and then finding out the bun might have been mouldy

2019-01-10 11:52:28 UTC  

also all the white characters have been assholes so far except the kids

2019-01-10 11:52:51 UTC  

just a side observation

2019-01-10 11:55:01 UTC  

That's why high fantasy is a good genre anymore. At least the diversity makes sense

2019-01-10 11:55:16 UTC  

"why's that guy being such a fucking jackass"
"he's an elf, lol"

2019-01-10 11:57:12 UTC  

Bird box is like a zombie film with no zombies

2019-01-10 11:57:44 UTC  

if I wanted that I'd go to the grocery store

2019-01-10 11:57:50 UTC  

heheh

2019-01-10 11:58:03 UTC  

consumer drones

2019-01-10 11:59:19 UTC  

nah, not in the communism way, have you ever been and seen another parent desperately trying to explain to their child why they should not climb onto the shelves as politely as possible without resorting to "because we just don't" and listened for a while

2019-01-10 12:00:18 UTC  

Eventually a kid asks "why?" so many times the conversation goes to gymnasts and how it's back for your toes and shit, it's wild

2019-01-10 12:01:19 UTC  

yeah, parenting makes people go to convoluted places, even when they do have control of the situation

2019-01-10 12:01:56 UTC  

i was able to explain that stuff but i can't remember how, atm

2019-01-10 12:02:39 UTC  

My son can't speak english yet but through a series of grunts and whines tried to convey to me today why I should let him take the bottle of hydrogen peroxide off the bathroom shelf

2019-01-10 12:02:57 UTC  

So much pointing

2019-01-10 12:03:04 UTC  

colours

2019-01-10 12:03:18 UTC  

might even look like something he's played with before

2019-01-10 12:04:28 UTC  

it's been so long since i baby/toddler proofed, i've forgotten how

2019-01-10 12:05:32 UTC  

Well if you've got tips I'd listen to them

2019-01-10 12:06:36 UTC  

can't hardly look away from the little fucker without a panic yet

2019-01-10 12:09:27 UTC  

jeez, aside from getting down to their perspective, i'm not sure where to begin