if he has a plastic knife to play with, pretend it's sharp like the real knives

someone gave us a baby cage, i inverted it and put it around my computer area so it was the only area that's off limits

cage, the fuck

yeah, people are odd

like the fence thing or full on top, bottom and sides cage?

fence thing

alright

I had a dog kennel in mind

thought "jesus these brits don't fuck around"

sorry i wasn't clearer

i'm Australian

banished brit

vikingr brit

my family left on purpose

if you want to avoid screen fascination, turn screens away from his viewpoints so it's not a fascinating thing to look at

that also means when you're at the computer, you're facing into the room instead of turning your back

I don't know how the hell I'll tackle that one, I'm in enough of a hell giving up vaping so he doesn't want to do that

Man... parenting sounds like there is so much to think about. I don't envy you guys

you probably have a few years of stress relief in vaping, it's relatively boring

tbf, i overanalyse a fair bit but it leads to some interesting solutions

my biggest failing as a parent when my son was little was my sensitivity to sound

oh, and laziness

My mother thinks Felix is a cute cat girl

I haven’t told her yet

Are you a 31 year old boomer @zalfir

run cold water after hot so there's no accidental splash of hot water when you run the cold

Callie tell her

My child came our premature and underdeveloped. I called it fallout 76.

@RatKing no

Callie I will release negros after you if you don’t

She also thinks Astolfo is cute

@RatKing I'm in the 35-45 age bracket and am Gen X

@Callieoh no

Feels bad cause “she’s” flat chested

boomers are like 60+

Ok

You've got like 6 years on me @zalfir

Astolfo is a dude.

I know

She doesn’t

I _might_ be the oldest person on the server who's given information about their age

Callie you trap tell her about those traps