i wonder tho why they fired you now and not earlier by that logic

_checks the time in the USA_

I ate some dodgy eggs off a breakfast truck bout an hour ago and now im nauseous

@Questgiver

try drinking water

I'd smash

my grandma legitemately hates blacks and says dRuMpf IS a RAcIST

Who's that semen demon

Im trying @TBORIOT

@Sisterfister your sister apparently

Dying is probably your best option, Alb

Ye that's fucked @sweatercowsandsass

cant you just go to the bathroom then?

@Euro Nigga

is badoo the tindr for the ICU?

@Yagru Oh wow!! 10/10 would smash that shit sooo fuckin ghard

With a Harpoon and then sell her to the local fish monger :^)

how many hours ago, @Euro Nigga ?

***thing is i cant tell if your joking***

I'd fuck so hard the other eye lined up

*you're*

*

god dammit

still edited

Commit toaster bath!

Ahh so badoo is the tindr for car crash victims

got it

time to own some libtards in DEBATING CLASS

debating class?

do you own a fucking fedora?

maybe the solution to the Fermi Paradox is that entire civilisations begin committing neck rope at exactly this point in their development

Civilization

or are you being sarcastic and im just living up to my role

it's an elective i have to do at uni lol, i do compsci most of the time @Shlaknautica

ahh thank fuck

but yes it's actually called Debating the 21st century

***challenge me to a debate i dare you, i speak japanese and have mastered the blade***