saw my mom today

retarded uncle brings up politics

weird flex but ok

i saw your mum today too

what are you fucking 12?

that shits old

@Limmat literally course - college - dates i attended

At interview i explained why I left early

oh no

yes he's 12 inches in your mom @Shlaknautica

i prefer the term "classic"

anyway, continue your story undeterred

HuR Dur OraNgE man Bad GO HIllARy

i wonder tho why they fired you now and not earlier by that logic

_checks the time in the USA_

I ate some dodgy eggs off a breakfast truck bout an hour ago and now im nauseous

@Questgiver

try drinking water

I'd smash

my grandma legitemately hates blacks and says dRuMpf IS a RAcIST

Who's that semen demon

Im trying @TBORIOT

@Sisterfister your sister apparently

Dying is probably your best option, Alb

Ye that's fucked @sweatercowsandsass

cant you just go to the bathroom then?

@Euro Nigga

is badoo the tindr for the ICU?

@Yagru Oh wow!! 10/10 would smash that shit sooo fuckin ghard

With a Harpoon and then sell her to the local fish monger :^)

how many hours ago, @Euro Nigga ?

***thing is i cant tell if your joking***

I'd fuck so hard the other eye lined up

*you're*

*

god dammit

still edited

Commit toaster bath!